Home in Asheville, NC for Sale

Here is the link to our beautiful home in Asheville, NC. This is a great, four bedroom house with a view of the Pisgah National Forest. We did ton's of work to our home in Asheville, NC because we never planned to sell it! It has a brand new roof, just put on in June, and a great yard for your kids to play in!

The school district is good, the neighbors are friendly without being intrusive, the subdivision is built out so there will be no surprises later on! Take a look and make this house your! We hope you love it as much as we do!

Dr. Marty Cauley

10 Reasons I'm Not Coming or Coming Back to Your Church

10 Reasons I’m Not Coming Your Church

1. Your website sucks.
2. I didn’t know you were here.
3. I can’t find anything about you on the web.
4. It doesn’t look like anyone is “home”.
5. I have no idea when you worship.
6. I’m not sure what to wear.
7. You’re probably just a big club.
8. Did I mention “location, location, location”?
9. No one invited me.
10. Your “witty” sign. Or is it your “ch_ _ch” sign?

10 Reasons I’m Not Coming Back To Your Church

1. Your nursery worker is 12 years old.
2. Your bathrooms are hard to find and not worth finding.
3. Your choir is grumpy.
4. Your band just killed my favorite song on the radio.
5. Seventeen minutes of announcements (and more than I wanted to know about Aunt Bertha’s shingles).
6. I couldn’t find the front door.
7. The sermon sucked.
8. Mean people suck.
9. Too many awkward pauses during the service.
10. I needed a GPS to navigate your halls.

I Surrender Small...hymn parody

Here are the words for those who wanted them from this mornings hymn parody!

Dr. Marty Cauley

I Surrender Small

Small to Jesus I surrender; small to him I chose to give.
I will never learn to trust him if this is how I choose to live.
I surrender small (2 times)
Small to thee my blessed Savior, I surrender small.

Small to Jesus I surrender; I don’t think that I can bow.
Worldly pleasures all I’ve taken; don’t take them Jesus from me now.
I surrender small (2 times)
Small to thee my blessed Savior, I surrender small.

Small to Jesus I surrender; now I know that I’m to blame.
O the doubt that fills my soul when with my life I deny His name.
I surrender small (2 times)
Small to thee my blessed Savior, I surrender small.

A_Well_Balanced_Checkbook.mp3 (audio/mpeg Object)

The latest message in the Well Balanced Life Series.

Peace,
Dr. Marty Cauley

A_Well_Balanced_Checkbook.mp3 (audio/mpeg Object)